Why Google Will Never Get Another Dime of my Money

Google Money Signs

It all started about 2 months ago. I was running my Adsense account as I had been for the past 5-6 years. I’d cut down my Adsense display over the past few years because other revenue sources pay better. AdSense was only running on a couple of smaller blogs and forums I have. Certainly, I wasn’t breaking any records in terms of revenue but I was making enough to get a payment once or twice a year.

In February, a client of mine came to me and explained that he got his AdSense account banned for buying traffic and AdSense was an important revenue stream for him. If he stopped buying traffic could he use my account in exchange for 10% of the money. I said, “I’m not greedy so long as you’re still throwing me work we’ll make it 5% and deduct the other 5% off your monthly invoice.” That was settled. I went in, created ad zones, and replaced the code on his site with my code.

All in all, we were running Adsense on about 20 sites and I watched as the revenue climbed to $60, then $70, finally it topped off at about $110 per day and fluctuated from there. I was pretty pumped.

All was good as far as I knew. Within 6 weeks the balance was up to $2,700. Until in mid-March I got an account disabled noticed. Naturally, I went the appeal route and within 4 hours I got another email back saying my account had be reviewed and was still found to out of complaince, and that they could not reinstate my account, blah, blah, blah.

I have no reason to doubt my client. We’ve worked together quite a while and he’s never been dishonest with me. If he says he wasn’t doing anything shady then he wasn’t.  What irks me is Google is so damn convoluted in their explanation, in fact there was no explanation other than ‘invalid click activity’. No expounding, nothing, citing “protecting their AdWords clients”.

What irks me even more so is that the appeal process is closed off. You get one form to fill out, submit, and then you get a message that someone will get back to you. 4 hours later, appeal denied. Google, do you expect me to believe, even for a second, that at the scale you do business, a human being went over my appeal in 4 hours?

The real kick in the teeth is the fact that I’ve been a loyal publisher for 5-6 years. All that out the window. No, “Hey you screwed up but promise not to get it again and we’ll reinstate your account”  Nothing, just a “We think tou’re a cheat so fuck you that money is gone” we’re supposedly returning it to our AdWord’s clients.

You see Google, I’m not missing that couple hundred a year it’s the principal of just throwing a long standing relationship out the window with no human contact or explanation. So, here’s a fuck you back. You will never get a dime of money, I will no longer run AdWords campaigns for myself or clients. I will never buy an MP3 or Android app from your store nor will I ever click on an AdSense ad again. You can suck the big one as far as I’m concerned.

Golden Nuggets of Information

Gold nugget

photo credit: Markusram

Every once in a blue moon while reading an article you unexpectedly come across a nugget of information that solves a big problem for you.

Recently, I started reading Patrick O’Keefe over at Managing Communities after seeing a post about him on a forum administrator’s community. The Managing Communities blog is great for anyone who manages communities. Of course Patrick, covers some of the basic stuff for newbies but I really like that he tries to tackle the not-so-cut-and-dry topics like the potential member troubles of merging two forums. Anyone can write about the technical aspect. No matter how daunting the merge may seem from a technical standpoint, it’s really the easy part. Integrating two communities is daunting from a member standpoint. I like his blog so much that I bought the book for my Kindle.

Anyway, this isn’t a review of the Managing Community Blog. Forgive me, I got a little side tracked. My point is Patrick posted about Pinrest’s disrespect for Flickr member copyrights. Which I agree on 100% BTW. During the past week or so I’ve seen no less than 50 articles come across various streams about Pinrest’s disrespect for copyrights. It got boring very fast. I was a split second away from just skipping the article in Google Reader.

Good thing I didn’t skip the article! Patrick dropped a golden nugget in the Pinrest post:

This blog is powered by WordPress and I use a plugin called Photo Dropper.

One sentence buried 12 paragraphs into the article changed the way I run my blogs. This is big!  If I had just skipped over Pat’s post, I may never have known about Photo Dropper.  Pictures and images capture attention. It’s imperative that bloggers add images to their posts. Lot’s of higher end custom themes even require a featured image be set or else the site doesn’t look very good.

The trouble is finding images is a pain unless you’re reviewing a product. Sure there are some stock image sites but the quality isn’t always there. There’s always Google Image search which lots of people do and I resorted to a few times but the fact of the matter is those images aren’t free for the taking. Emailing site owners for permission just takes too much time and you will find many times they don’t even have the rights to the image they’ve posted.

Photo Dropper fixes all this and I wouldn’t know about it if I’d just skipped over the “whining photographers” post.

Magic Jack Full Review

Magic Jack Review A couple months ago I wrote about the Magic Jack I bought and promised a full review. We’ve been using the Magic Jack as our only home phone for just over 2 months and it’s been great. Magic Jack just works. The only draw back is your computer has to be on in order to make and receive calls. I have a little Mac Mini sitting on my desk always on and handles the Magic Jack among other things.

Once you plug in your Magic Jack, the Magic Jack app launches and self updates. You login with your Magic Jack account and your 911 address shows up within the app. If you take your Magic Jack out and about you can add a new 911 address right from the app. Once added  whichever address you’re at can be selected from a drop down within the app which is pretty neat and less hassle than other VOIP providers. The software itself is pretty decent no complaints there. One of the nicest features is your call logs and contacts are uploaded to Magic Jack’s servers. When you unplug the Magic Jack and put on a different computer all your information is right there once you log in.

The contact’s list is very basic but gets the job done. I’d like to see it integrate with the system or email client’s address book in the future but that’s doubtful as it’s cross platform. A way to import contacts would be ultra helpful though.

Magic Jack’s feature set is pretty standard fare:

  • Voicemail
  • Caller ID
  • Call Waiting
  • Call Forwarding
  • Soft phone – The ability to use your computer’s speakers and microphone as the phone when the Magic Jack is connected.

Everything works as expected. Voicemail is a little strange though in that it emails me a wav file of the voice mail after it’s recorded. Magic Jack then deletes the voicemail after emailing me the file though so you cannot call in and listen to it. Not a great idea for shared (household) phones.  To workaround this I’ve set our answering machine to pick up after 3 rings thus avoiding voicemail pickup. Call forwarding is great a couple of times I’ve forwarded calls to my cell when we were all out and about and it worked as expected.

I don’t recommend the Magic Jack as a home phone replacement unless you have other phones available (like a cell phone) in your house. The only reason is emergencies. You don’t want to need the police or an ambulance and not be able to call 911 because your computer crashed or internet/electricity is out. My sister and I both have a cell phone in the event of an emergency I would probably pick up that first anyhow.

I highly recommend the Magic Jack as a second line for a teenager or business. It’s also helpful if your cell phone has capped voice minutes. You can use the Magic Jack whenever you’re home or near an internet connection with your laptop. Magic Jack + Google Voice = Win all around

I’d like to see more portability out of Magic Jack in the future. You shouldn’t have to plug in the Magic Jack to use the soft phone features. Portable (iOS and Android) apps would be nice to use it while on the go. Basically I’d like it to be more Skype-like minus the instant messaging and video.

The only issue I have with MJ is that if I switch user accounts on my Mac the Magic Jack disconnects and is unable to make or receive calls. I think it’s more of an OS X thing then Magic Jack. For this reason I have a separate non-administrator account just for the Magic Jack. A couple of times I’ve switched to work on my user account and forgot all about it which lead to some missed calls. No big deal but something to think about if you only have 1 computer and multiple people using it.

When I first decided to go with Magic Jack my local Wal-Mart didn’t have them in stock so I ordered from the MJ website. With the jack, first year of service, and shipping it was just shy of $50. Not a bad deal at all. I was out doing some Christmas shopping last week and seen a whole display of Magic Jacks at Walmart for $40. You just cannot beat that price for a while year’s phone service and it’s only $20 a year thereafter. For Christmas, I’m thinking about picking up one for a friend who never seems to be able to pay their phone bill yet always maintains an internet connection. I will more than likely replace my business line (currently with Skype @ $60/yr) with a Magic Jack. I rarely use it but  need to maintain a separate business line.

All in all two thumbs up from me for Magic Jack!