Why Google Will Never Get Another Dime of my Money

Google Money Signs

It all started about 2 months ago. I was running my Adsense account as I had been for the past 5-6 years. I’d cut down my Adsense display over the past few years because other revenue sources pay better. AdSense was only running on a couple of smaller blogs and forums I have. Certainly, I wasn’t breaking any records in terms of revenue but I was making enough to get a payment once or twice a year.

In February, a client of mine came to me and explained that he got his AdSense account banned for buying traffic and AdSense was an important revenue stream for him. If he stopped buying traffic could he use my account in exchange for 10% of the money. I said, “I’m not greedy so long as you’re still throwing me work we’ll make it 5% and deduct the other 5% off your monthly invoice.” That was settled. I went in, created ad zones, and replaced the code on his site with my code.

All in all, we were running Adsense on about 20 sites and I watched as the revenue climbed to $60, then $70, finally it topped off at about $110 per day and fluctuated from there. I was pretty pumped.

All was good as far as I knew. Within 6 weeks the balance was up to $2,700. Until in mid-March I got an account disabled noticed. Naturally, I went the appeal route and within 4 hours I got another email back saying my account had be reviewed and was still found to out of complaince, and that they could not reinstate my account, blah, blah, blah.

I have no reason to doubt my client. We’ve worked together quite a while and he’s never been dishonest with me. If he says he wasn’t doing anything shady then he wasn’t.  What irks me is Google is so damn convoluted in their explanation, in fact there was no explanation other than ‘invalid click activity’. No expounding, nothing, citing “protecting their AdWords clients”.

What irks me even more so is that the appeal process is closed off. You get one form to fill out, submit, and then you get a message that someone will get back to you. 4 hours later, appeal denied. Google, do you expect me to believe, even for a second, that at the scale you do business, a human being went over my appeal in 4 hours?

The real kick in the teeth is the fact that I’ve been a loyal publisher for 5-6 years. All that out the window. No, “Hey you screwed up but promise not to get it again and we’ll reinstate your account”  Nothing, just a “We think tou’re a cheat so fuck you that money is gone” we’re supposedly returning it to our AdWord’s clients.

You see Google, I’m not missing that couple hundred a year it’s the principal of just throwing a long standing relationship out the window with no human contact or explanation. So, here’s a fuck you back. You will never get a dime of money, I will no longer run AdWords campaigns for myself or clients. I will never buy an MP3 or Android app from your store nor will I ever click on an AdSense ad again. You can suck the big one as far as I’m concerned.

Why I moved from Keypass to LastPass

Some of the commenters on my Roboform to Keypass post noticed that I moved to LastPass and wanted a comparison, so here it goes.

Keypass and Lastpass really serve two different audiences. Keepass is a separate program on your computer with plug-ins for browser integration. No Keepass plugins ever worked well enough for me. LastPass is browser based with extensions (or plugins) for every major browser on every platform.  LastPass uses the same master password model as Keepass so if you’re comfortable with that you should be right at home with LastPass.

Once I realized this key difference the decision to switch was much easier. The fact is a vast majority of most people’s passwords, like mine, are used in browser. Auto filling and form saving saves so much time over Keepass where I always had to copy/paste passwords from the Keypass app as the hacked together plugins for Keypass .

Like Keepass, Lastpass is free for use on the desktop. A premium subscription for $12 per year gets you mobile apps (iOS/Android/BlackBerry/Win Mobile), multifactor authentication, and priority support. The iOS app is much, much better than any of the Keepass apps available. I subscribe to the Lastpass/Xmarks combo package for $20/yr this gives me access to my passwords and bookmarks from everywhere. LastPass is so good and seamless that I would pony up the $12/yr just to support the company.

One particularly nice feature is when you need a password for use on the desktop, if you’re setting up an instant messaging client for example.  LastPass has an option to copy password and asks for your master password before copying it to the clipboard. It’s a nice little added security check so someone cannot sit at your computer while logged into Lastpass and copy your passwords. You can disable this feature temporarily if you’re setting up multiple accounts at the same time.

The only caveat, Lastpass’s data is stored online (in the cloud) to facilitate syncing of your passwords on every browser and every device you use. Your passwords are encrypted prior to upload and that’s good enough for me. I just renewed my premium subscription which means I’ve been using Lastpass over a year now without a hiccup!